Weird Tumblr Themes

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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it’s all fun and games until you drop your fucking guitar pick in your guitar

teganintraining:

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my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

  • me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
  • friend: so you hate him?
  • me: no hes my favorite character

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

lokicolouredglasses:

thats-so-haiven:

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

I think it’s important for me to add that when I was a kid the boys toys were cooler like 60% of the time so I would tell my parents to order me a boy toy and then hide under the counter in shame.

I was totally the girl that had no shame in asking for the “boy” toy. My mom even always asked my brother and I which we wanted (he always went with the boy toys at restaurants, though he did ask for a mermaid Barbie one year for Christmas), but I am so glad that the vocabulary is changing.

lokicolouredglasses:

thats-so-haiven:

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

I think it’s important for me to add that when I was a kid the boys toys were cooler like 60% of the time so I would tell my parents to order me a boy toy and then hide under the counter in shame.

I was totally the girl that had no shame in asking for the “boy” toy. My mom even always asked my brother and I which we wanted (he always went with the boy toys at restaurants, though he did ask for a mermaid Barbie one year for Christmas), but I am so glad that the vocabulary is changing.

browningtons:

kyarumii:

spectaculacularmoose:

thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.

25%? I’d say 70%.

88%?

I love how there’s one thats just a homestuck, like the others are all common people you might see at school then there’s just a homestuck. Like you just go outside like ‘the damn homestucks are out there again.’